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Piezovoltaic peas, please
Posing profusely, down on my knees
Partake in some pleasures that don't grow on trees
Prizes and presents and baked pumpkin seeds

Performing for you from the depths of my shit :)
Producing my own subtle stench of defeat :)
Plurality pounding and nothing to eat :)
Proclaiming demise but desiring sweets :)